10 October, 2005

Girls in Stock!

For all those guys still suffering like me being lonely because of all kind of girls not appreciating what you do for them,or maybe dont appreciate your life and idiologies!
here's a list that "Geeks with experience" figured out after the "Geeky Experience!"

HARD-DISK Girls: Remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls: Forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

LINUX Girls:
She does everything right, efficiently, smartly, and only “Perfect Men” can understand that! Most Men claim she's complicated and hard to deal with, resulting in her being very Rare.

SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls: She is always going faster and faster!

E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything..


.... from my personal experience, Internet, RAMs, ScreenSavers, & Windows Servers are available everywhere , & Loads of Junk Mails for sure!.... not too many Multimedia girls ... Scartched CDs are available... No Hard Disk ones ... & Indeed passionate Linux ones are a dream!!!!

In case you dont care about any of the above ...Enjoy your trojan Virus.

PS: This post was posted under high mental pressure!

6 comments:

rami said...

What about men who do not really know how to treat a woman... For me, and I am a man, there's only one type of women, which is women, and there are two types of men, donkeys and horses!

M!R@CHK@ said...

Well same apply to guys :P

Amin Matalqa said...

Mac Girl: The perfect woman.

nasimjo© said...

oh yeah where is the mac girl!!

Totally agree rami...loads of men dont know how to treat a woman.. maybe this was the reason why women got partitioned into such types !!! thats why there still very few MAC girls (Kinda dont know whats going on in the real world) & few Linux girls(who do know what they'r facing but still resisting, not giving up their pride!)
!!

nadeen said...

Dude! I wish someone can categorize me as a Linux girls hehehehe oh but not MAC though cause some idiots might think it refers to McDonalds :p As for the girls who cook for you good meals and make your stomach full :(

nasimjo© said...

oh My Dear Fedora Girl:)